rennygirl:

liisah1:

rennygirl:

tumblingiscool:

jaesama:

lokiofgreece:

Tom Hiddleston fans.

PLUG YOUR HEADPHONES BEFORE LISTENING!

Words: I will be the first man to kiss you. To bed you. Whether you come willingly or not, you will be mine, and mine alone. Do you understand?

I FELT THAT

Wow

See? I share my porn. I am the better daughter.

thegreataugustuswaters:

timelyburden:

timelyburden:

Once my dad got a nail stuck in his eye so he had to get this cotton patch taped over it and while he slept I drew an eye on it and put makeup on it and coincidentally my dads name is Joe so I think you know where this is going

My dad was the real Cotton eyed joe

I wasn’t kidding… dont judge the artistic part of it i was 9 and he is a light sleeper

I have some questions for your dad

• where did he come from?
• where did he go?

thefunniestpost:

Hysterical!

briannacherrygarcia:

freckledfotographer:

Hey so this guy is a really cool bass player. Hes really good at what he does. Its fun to watch him perform as he can be quite the ham. He need 117 more likes to hit 1000 likes on his fanpage. And guess what he’ll dress up like a fairy princess if he hits it in the next ten days. As you can see in the photo he already has the items to do it. Now we just need to get to that 1000 likes mark. So please go check out his page and like him. Maybe share his page out to help out. You won’t regret it because hes a pretty cool guy.

I mean seriously, a guy like this offering to put on a dress and sparkly crown, how can you not? Go like his page!

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

snowden-is-dead:

whitecourtkellyrhea:

Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued

And I really can’t with him

oh my god

What even

They tried to make me go to rehab

I said no, no, no

It’s fucking errol

iwillmindfuckyou:

THAT HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE FUNNIEST FUCKING LINE IN THIS MOVIE I CRY EVERY GOD DAMN TIME I WATCH IT

marsblackshot:

a-apple-pie:

toofamoustobeadog:

onlyanartist:

I am crying.

I forgot how to breathe

Omg this is so accurate LOL